Pantheon of the 99
(ARKANA The one that holds the book of 99 written rules of the old gods may silence any other priest of other faiths for ten minutes by holding the book towards the face of the priest/Shaman (works once a day and once a night – for each person)
-Live life to its fullest ; You show honor to the gods who gave it to you this way
-Other religions are allowed to exist ; For they are all pieces/retellings of the 99 gods religion
-Followers should have their own individual version if the faith ; This way every piece of the faith gets worshiped
1) God of the moon. Máni, brother of Söl
2) Söl, the sun goddess.
3) God of disease and decay
4) The god of portals and gates and most doors
5) God of hunger and starvation
6) The god of “stone and stubbornness and stupidity”.
7) The Goddess of fertilization and growth.
8) The gods of infants and small children with brown eyes
9) Ione, God of Life and light (that does not come from the sun)
10) Sone, God of the night sky and blind people
11) Eton, God of balance and climbing trees –
12) The god of things to come – Futera
13) The god of healing and growing
14) The god of twins and things that look the same – Duo
15) The god of Modron – Modron
16) The god of unity – Agoy
17) The god of laziness and procrastination – Manyana
18) The God of all things soft and seductive – Itola
19) The god of water (that can be drunk)
20) The god of small lakes and ponds
21) God of mirrors and reflection – Narcisa
22) The god of festivity and celebration
23) The god of hard work and muscles
24) The god of thinking and concentration
25) The god of desserts and all things sweet
26) The God of deserts and all things dry
27) The unknown
28) The god of all insects
29) The god of all four legged creatures
30) The god of sheep and stupid people
31) The God of all animals in the seas and lakes
32) The god of hope and optimism
33) The god of hiking and long walks (also boots) – Bata
34) The god of good and sharp tools – Bong
35) The god of the wells and natural springs
36) The god of fruit and nuts
37) The god of cider and wine (but not ale)
38) The god of beer and drunk people
39) The good of people that talk too much and all things annoying
40) The god of voice and sound and good speeches
41) The god of sleep and peace
42) The god of war and arguments
43) The God of pain and fake smiles
44) The god of love unanswered and total indifference – Shun
45) The god of soil and bread
46) The god of birds and freedom
47) The god of reptiles and creatures
48) The god of fire and heat and change
49) God of the dead
50) God of clothes and all things woven
51) God of kings and queens
52) God of Priests
53) God of the Clan land people and dirt and smell
54) God of wind
55) God of storms and heavy rain
56) God of speed and fast runners
57) God of… timing and accuracy
58) God of bad luck and clumsiness
59) God of eunuchs and all people without children
60) God of sea monsters and dragons and destruction
61) God of youth and naivety
62) God of happiness and laughing children
63) God of silence and secrets
64) God of good conversations and agreement
65) God of children
66) God of joy and peace – Baldr
67) God of hearing – Heimdall
68) God of radiant dawn, eternal youth, and rebirth – Idunna
69) Goddess of poetry and history – Saga
70) God of silence – Vidar
71) Goddess of fertility – Frouwa
72) God of oaths, justice, law – Tye
73) God of seamanship and sailing – Njördhr
74) The creator – Othinn, Wotan
75) Goddess of the home – Frige
76) God of Strength and Storm – Thunar
77) Goddess of randomness – Lopt
78) God of sunset and autumn of life – Ellin
79) God of friendship and headache – Mimir
80) Goddess of sisterhood and nice hair – SemiHnossa
81) God of scholars, scribes and goose – Bragir
82) Goddess of witchcraft, alchemy and Völva – Gullveigi
83) God of breath
84) God of luck, coincidence
85) Goddess of sexual pleasure
86) God of sorrows and tears
87) God of flying creatures
88) Goddess of desire
89) God of cleanliness
90) God of mess and chaos
91) The eternal being of excrements, wastes and everything people throw away / want to forget
92) God of books, texts and wisdom
93) Mother of all languages
94) Mother of trust
95) God of betrayal
96) God of gaps and bridges
97) God of arrows and directions
98) God of wealth that cannot be expressed through gold or cattle
99) God of vulnerability and protection
Regarding Söl
Her epithets include “the shining god” and “Bright bride of heaven.” Also known as Sunna in other languages, Sunday is named after her.
Sól is worshiped in all Nine Realms of the old gods, and has different nicknames accordingly: “Sun” by mankind in Miðgarðr; “Sunshine” by the gods in Ásgard; “Dvalinn’s Deluder” by the dwarfs in Svartalfheim; “Everglow” By the Jötnar; “Lovely Wheel” in Alfheim; and “All-Shining” by the Æsir.
THE 99 RULES of the Old Gods
1) Thou shall not steal from thy friends
2) The elements of nature must be cared for and respected
3) Thou may not do acts of blasphemy against the 99
4) Orcs may not enter the lands of Alataria
5) One may not perform dark magic in taverns
6) One must not disturb the dead during the full moon
7) Unreadable
8) Swords must be sheathed when not in battle
9) Musicians may never be taxed at the city gate
10) Thou may not sing in darkness
11) One may never sit in the presence of pregnant queens
12) Blond people may never sing when sitting down
13) A woman may never take more than 5 husbands
14) Clean your left hand before eating
15) Left handed people should pray with their eyes closed.
16) Bearded people may not drink cider during daylight
17) The word “Tsongilanga” should never be spoken.
18) The word should never be written.
19) Thou may not insult people older than you, unless they are heathens.
20) One shall not eat the white rice
21) One must hail the full moon when first seen every night
22) One shall not run with glass in your hand
23) Remove thy helmet when in presence of lords and ladies
24) Bow your head when meeting a priest
25) Lost
26) Cats should not be inside your home
27) Hold your breath when bald people look at you
28) Children should not be awake after midnight
29) Never pee on the south side of a tree or in a stream or pond.
30) Twins are holy
31) Pray before eating (“With wise reflection I eat this food”)
32) Leave a copper for the poor
33) Never sleep with your feet towards the north
34) Your third son/daughter must be named after your favorite god
35) During Sundays, one should not eat chicken.
36) Do not drink water from still water
37) When a child sneezes, say “health and fortune”
38) Remove your hat when passing a priest
39) Pray at sunset (May this life of mine please the gods, above, below and within. Guide my foot, steer my hand, watch my words until the day I pass)
40) The value of a cattle is 1 gold coin
41) The value of a child is 10 gold
42) Do not dance on a grave
43) Do not whistle if standing on a stone
44) Burn the old, burry the young
45) The value of a horse is 2 gold
46) Store your seeds in darkness
47) Lying at court should cost a hand
48) Do not laugh when the light of the full moon hits you
49) Stay away from rabbits when you have your period
50) Put double salt in the bread during winter
51) Do not eat what lives in the mountain pond
52) If you meet someone with the same eye color – close your eyes for 2 seconds
53) Do not eat a spoon of food if there are more than two colors in it
54) When walking on wooden surface breathe through your mouth
55) Cough once when you hear a number divisible by 4
56) Do not walk backwards at night
57) Do not touch mirrors
58) Spin around yourself once if your name was mispronounced
59) Never blow a candle southward
60) If someone sneezes clap your hands twice
61) Thou may not strike an enemy that has fallen in mud
62) If thou step over a grave, step back with the same foot quickly, without drawing another breath.
63) Do not knock on live wood.
64) At least 10 drops must pass before thou can cross the same bridge twice.
65) Never sneeze while gazing at the sun.
66) Never cough while gazing at the moon.
67) Never curse a blacksmith or their kin.
68) Curse a child only if another person agrees the child deserves it.
69) Do not worship numbers.
70) Always drink from the same side of thine cup.
71) Do not display the bottom row of teeth when smiling at widows.
72) Do not sign a contract with green ink.
73) Do not brush thine hair in more than three directions.
74) At a wedding, never look a bride in the eye or groom in the ear.
75) Never bring exactly three pieces of red fruit to a crossroad.
76) Close thine eyes when drinking sweet cider, but always keep them open when drinking ale.
77) A baker of burned bread shall be baked in their oven.
78) A baker of gritty bread shall be buried in sand.
79) A baker of poisoned bread shall be drowned in a running stream.
80) Fear the big horned one.
81) Never cross a rug in more than three steps.
82) Never leave a fire alone.
83) Should a horned owl sing, thou must talk over it loudly.
84) Should a nightingale sing, thou must listen keenly and not make a sound.
85) Wave greetings with your right and goodbyes with your left hand only.
86) Never step on a live root of a pine
87) Never whistle inwards.
88) No names shorter than three or longer than ten letters.
89) In drum circle, the oldest must start and the youngest must end. Twins must never drum.
90) Never touch thine neighbor’s spoon.
91) At midday thou must stop all work for duration of 9 drops exact.
92) If thou would hear a song thou know, thou must join with no excuse.
93) If thou would see a dance thou know, thou must join with no excuse.
94) If thou eat with thine enemy, thou must not attack them for the duration of a glass.
95) Never smile at a caged man.
96) When full moon shines on you, thou must never pee.
97) Spinn on the heel 9 times if the moon covers the sun.
98) Screaming children should be spanked with the rod.
99) Men with long hair should only drink beer on Sundays